Thursday, May 16, 2013

Watch our for the SCOOTERS! (Our first day in Ho Chi Mihn City!)

We tired to start our first 'real day' in Vietnam with a clear mindset...trying to put aside the misfortunes ofthe night before.
We woke up (again at around 5) thanks to incessant beeping and rooster cockledoodledooing. The streets were already busy so we decided to venture outside to see what we were missing. One step out the door we almost got struck by a motorcycle (actually more like scooters... But they go really fast).
Ahh- we've discovered what all the beeping was for...beep once means 'I'm coming', beep twice means 'ok I'm even closer', beep three times mean 'GET OUT OF THE WAY!'
From there you can imagine what 4, 5 and 6 beeps mean. Needless to say, we got beeped at about a zillion times. Try having a conversation with someone when after every word you say someone is beeping at you... Gasp. Anyways.
So we attempt to choose somewhere to get something to eat. Nothing brings about your appetite more then watching someone skin a cow in the morning. Yum. We passed that place as fast as you could say 'beep!'.
We finally found this cute little place- it had a little river running through it, and a beautiful canopy of green over top (this helped with the heat (it is over 40 degrees here, and humid as hell to boot!).

I forgot to mention that we were the only white people around- so in the midst of 'beeping' people are seriously rubber necking and taking a good look at us...this added to my already growing fear of getting smoked by a vehicle or scooter.

Anyways- this restaurant was the same way. We chose it because there seemed to be a lot of people there. They were all locals (we thought this must mean there was good food!). We took one step onto the patio and all eyes were on us! It was as though there was a siting: Rachael and Steve, a rare species of human- taller then most other humans here- and white! Oooo aaaaa.

They quickly sat us right in front of the little river, and gave us a menu.
Now- I have no idea how to read Vietnamese- or what half the stuff says. I've figured out what dog is- because its very similar to chien, in french. So Steve and I are trying to decipher what's on this menu, and the funny this is that the waiter is waiting there with us to tell him what we want. We felt like knobs because he waited for a good ten minutes before we ordered a lemonade and strawberry drink. There was NOTHING vegetarian on the menu!
Anyways he whipped up out drinks real fast, and we drank them happily- being watched like animals at the zoo! Very surreal feeling.
We then continued down the street, and found the main road. THIS BLEW MY MIND! There are were literally 2 million people on the road. Yes of course you would assume that on a fairly busy road you could find cars and scooters whipping by- and of course a right and left side of the road...

OH NO! People are driving whatever way they want, where ever they want, beeping their fool heads off. And of course this includes cars, tut tuts, bicycles (!), scooters, buses, and pedestrians. Oh ya... Pedestrians are given the middle of the highways a go at it. I was paralyzed with fear... How was I ever going to get anywhere here?

We tried to stick to the 'sidewalks' and after a couple hours  of walking around looking for some vegetarian food (pronounced toy ahn jay in vietnamese) decided to call it quits and get back to our hotel. At this point Steve and I were doused in our own sweat- mix of course with some nice dirt from the air.

Our hotel had one vegetarian option. Eggs and noodles. As I didn't get any food on the plane- I was starved so I took it happily. HOLY they like their food spicy! After the first bite, my mouth was on fire, my eyes were watering and I was coughing as I wasn't expecting the spice!
After that it was pretty good though.
At any rate I wasn't hungry anymore.

After breakfast we decided to head into the real city 'Ho Chi Mihn'. For this we needed a taxi. I've realized that the best way not to get ripped off is to ask the people at the hotel to help you. This is difficult sometimes because they don't speak much English apart from "thank you", "hello" and "goodbye".

I've adopted a good set of hand gestures to help me portray my questions- these usually get a good laugh out of Steve because I must look like an absolute fool. But hey! They got the picture. So we ended up getting the local fair to get downtown. 7 dollars! Tung- our taxi driver spoke ABSOLUTELY no English. I tried to ask him how to say thank you in Vietnamese, and he thought I was asking him to get out of the car! Whoops! No.
So he drops us off at our hotel... Steve and I look a little skeptical because we can't see it for the life of us. But Tung insists this is where it is, and all we have to do is walk through (that EXTREMELY sketchy looking) tunnel. We ask him to come avec us. And he does. Low and behold there was our hotel (that we got for 9 bucks!).
The tunnel was littered with over 200 scooters, and a restaurant (actually built in a hole in the wall).
We go up the stairs and the reception guy is waiting for us. He is SO nice! He gave us a little map of where to go, and nice vegetarian place to eat... And he spoke a little English! Thinks were looking up for us...

We get upstairs, unload our stuff, and decide to head out. Of course as soon as we step out of the building- a torrential down poor begins, and we are forced back inside. Luckily it only lasted for about a half an hour. So we hit the streets in attempt to find the art museum. Hoopla! We found it! Wonderful. Oh my gosh- 50 cents to enter? We laughed at how inexpensive things like this were.

The art was interesting- but the building it was in was even more so! This place was massive- and everything in it was marble. From the top floor we got a full view of Ho Chi Mihn city. That was pretty neat. Steve and I were talking about it- it looks like a city- but unlike any city we've ever seen. There is still high rises and lots of buildings, but everything is just a little run down.

We continue on to the market- the famous Ben Thanh market. But first to get there.
Let me put things into perspective... We are in the heart of the city. The busiest place in Ho Chi Mihn city. And we need to cross from one side of the street- to the middle of a round about- and then from there to the other side of the street. This means roughly 12 lanes of traffic. Now- there are crosswalks- but no one stops for people to cross. Rather you find the white lines, and simply step out onto the street- hoping that people stop for you. The locals are doing it- what can't we?!

Every time Steve would say 'ok let's go now' I would stand there shaking my head with a resounding 'no'... I didn't fly half way around the world to get squashed by a scooter!

The locals on our side of the road were watching us and laughing- finally they told us with a hand signal to 'go go go'.

Another man who spoke some English told us 'don't worry the vehicles will dodge you'... Perfect.
We step out on the busiest street I've ever seen, and people are dodging us right left and center. Holy smokes! That was adventure enough for me...

We make it to the market. Fhew. As soon as we step in we are bombarded with people asking us to 'buy this, try that, you want?, you like?!'... We didn't buy anything, but we sure left with an experience.

It is so funny. Half the people in this market (selling anything from watches, jewelry, clothing, fruits, veggies, nuts, and flowers) were trying so hard to get you to buy something- and the other half were literally asleep up against their merchandise... I was confused.

We left the market in attempts to find somewhere to eat. Wondering the streets and stumbling across beautiful parks with the biggest trees I've ever seen. We got so absorbed in things going on around us- that we had made it back to our hotel without even knowing it. After six hours of walking our feet were aching- and we decided to go upstairs to our room before dinner. I washed my feet and laid on the bed for 'just a second'.
I woke up 12 hours later.
Now we are off to start our next day! I will keep you posted with our adventures.

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